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Stories: Cerita Lawak 1 (lawak ker?)

Assalamualaikum...

Meh nak kongsi cerita lawak sikit...leh hilang bosan...huhuhu...

Pada suatu hari...(skema tol citer)..

Ada dua orang budak ni, diornag berjumpa di suatu tempat...sorang budak kelantan (Salmah)...sorang lagi budak Kuala Lumpur (Sally)...

Tetiba......

Seekor lipan melintasi mereka....

Mereka bertekak punya lah lama...hampir nak bergaduh lak tu..

Sally     : Ada lipan lalu, pukul cepat!
Salmah : Katok2!!
Sally     : Lipan lah!
Salmah : Katok lalu weyh!!
Sally     : Lipan la wey!
Salmah : Katok la laluh!

Nak tau sebab pe diorang hampir bergaduh...sebab si Sally dah salah faham Salmah cakap...

Dalam loghat kelantan Katok = Pukul

Hehehehehe, lawak tak cerita ni...hahahhaa... semoga anda enjoy..

11 Sedang Bercerita:

Miss N™ Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

hehehehe..nur biase dah dengan perkataan katok.. :)

Puan Siti Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

hehehhehe, dah biase xpela, bayangkan orng yg x biase lg tuh...

Nana Lee Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

HAHA..sempat lipan tu blah dulu..:)

EPIK Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

kalo orang yang xtw mmg xkn phm nyer la...lipan tu senyum je sambil melarikan diri..

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Tie HT Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

lawak jugak..hehe :)

fieda Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

mmg buat saya gelak..

Unknown Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

bangga jadi rakyat Malaysia.ada banyak loghat. hehe

dariilhamkehati Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

hahahaha !!! lawak2 , CP tros share kat fb tadi , hehehe !!

Puan Siti Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

CP: hehhehee...TQ

Unknown Best Blogger TipsReply itBest Blogger Templates said...

memeng gitulah bahasa kami..tak asing lagi...kalau org lain tentu keliru..hihi

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